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| Preface | 1 | |
| Introduction | 3 | |
| The Stinking Scandals | 7 | |
| Confederation & the 19th Century | 7 | |
| 1. | The First Official Scandal | 7 |
| 2. | Assassination of the Agriculture Minister | 8 |
| 3. | The Pacific Scandal | 9 |
| 4. | Let Us Buy Your Vote | 10 |
| 5. | The Uppity Speaker | 11 |
| 6. | Conflict of Interest and the Defence Minister | 11 |
| 7. | Father Brown's Untimely Death | 12 |
| 8. | Den of Forty Thieves | 13 |
| 9. | President and Leader of the Official Opposition | 13 |
| 10. | Divorce and the Finance Minister | 14 |
| 11. | The Rykert Timber Scandal | 15 |
| 12. | The Caraquet Railway Scandal | 16 |
| 13. | Sex and the Finance Minister | 17 |
| 14. | A Too-friendly Postmaster General | 18 |
| 15. | CPR and the Necklace | 18 |
| 16. | The McGreevy & Langevin Dredging Scandal | 19 |
| 17. | The Baie des Chaleurs Railway Scandal | 21 |
| 18. | The Quebec and Lac St. Jean Railway Scandal | 22 |
| The 20th Century Begins: A clean slate? | 24 | |
| 19. | Nepotism, Shmepotism | 24 |
| 20. | Lord Graham and Electoral Fraud | 24 |
| 21. | Sex and the Railways Minister | 25 |
| 22. | Corrupt Electioneering and the Public Works Minister | 26 |
| 23. | Slippery Bill's Paved Road | 26 |
| 24. | The Great Waterways Railway Scandal | 27 |
| 25. | Manitoba Legislative Building Corruption | 27 |
| 26. | A World War I No-No | 28 |
| 27. | The Halifax and South Western Railway Scandal | 29 |
| 28. | Public Works Corruption (What a concept) | 30 |
| 29. | Sir Crazy Sam | 30 |
| 30. | The Patriotic Potato Scandal | 31 |
| 31. | Highway Robbery | 32 |
| 32. | The Red Menace Threat to Nova Scotians | 33 |
| 33. | Booze and the Customs Scandal | 34 |
| 34. | Crazy Sir Sam and the Currie Smear | 35 |
| 35. | The Beauharnois Power Scandal | 36 |
| 36. | Sex and the Public Works Minister | 38 |
| 37. | Electoral Fraud in Nova Scotia | 39 |
| 38. | Sex and the Premier | 40 |
| 39. | Special Branch Spy D.208 | 41 |
| 40. | Greasing the Wheel | 42 |
| 41. | The Gouzenko Spy Scandal | 43 |
| 42. | Slander and the Premier | 45 |
| 43. | The Premier's Passion Pit | 46 |
| 44. | On the Petawawa Payroll | 47 |
| 45. | Children Highway Builders | 47 |
| 46. | Federal Electoral Fraud | 48 |
| 47. | ON: Highway Robbery | 48 |
| 48. | Booze and the Health Minister | 50 |
| 49. | Joey and Dr. Valdmanis | 50 |
| The Dawn of a New Era? | 53 | |
| 50. | The Fighting Dempsey | 53 |
| 51. | Hard To See the Forest for the Trees | 53 |
| 52. | Expenses and Favours | 54 |
| 53. | Quebec: Electoral Fraud | 55 |
| 54. | The Investigation of the Ambassador | 56 |
| 55. | Ontario: Got Gas? | 57 |
| 56. | Québec: Got Gas? | 58 |
| 57. | From State to Senate to Scandal | 58 |
| 58. | Firing the Governor | 59 |
| 59. | The Voters' Certificates Scandal | 60 |
| 60. | The Lawyers and the Mob | 61 |
| 61. | Futurama and the Cabinet Ministers | 63 |
| 62. | The Minister and the Racetrack | 64 |
| 63. | The Stonehill Affair | 65 |
| 64. | A Cold Warrior of Minor Proportions | 66 |
| 65. | Sex, Spying and the Associate Defence Minister | 67 |
| 66. | The Nick of Time | 68 |
| 67. | Sex and the Education Minister | 69 |
| 68. | Phlamboyant Phil | 69 |
| 69. | The October Crisis | 70 |
| 70. | Las Vegas of the Maritimes | 71 |
| 71. | Violent Death and the Premier | 73 |
| 72. | Moosehead and the Bagman | 74 |
| 73. | Rock 'n Roll and the PM's Wife | 75 |
| 74. | Sex, Lies and the Solicitor General | 76 |
| 75. | Conflict of Interest and the Premier | 76 |
| 76. | Come Fly With Me | 77 |
| 77. | Dirty Tricks Campaign | 77 |
| Welcome to the 1980s | 79 | |
| 78. | Scotch and Corn Flakes | 79 |
| 79. | A Little Extra Would be Nice | 79 |
| 80. | Fundraising in Nova Scotia | 80 |
| 81. | The Uncouth Education Minister | 80 |
| 82. | Murder and the Energy Minister | 81 |
| 83. | Pot and the Premier | 82 |
| 84. | Nannygate | 83 |
| 85. | Titillation and the Defence Minister | 83 |
| 86. | Naughty Talk by the Solicitor General | 84 |
| 87. | Tunagate | 85 |
| 88. | April in Paris | 85 |
| 89. | The Sinc Stevens Affair | 86 |
| 90. | The Return of the Convicted Minister | 88 |
| 91. | Husband + Wife = Conflict of Interest? | 89 |
| 92. | Self-Interest and the Mining Minister | 90 |
| 93. | The Gravel Affair | 90 |
| 94. | Drinkin' with Scotland Yard | 92 |
| 95. | The Flipping Transport Minister | 92 |
| 96. | Stocks and the Public Works Minister | 93 |
| 97. | Was Her Face Red! | 94 |
| 98. | Bribery and the Public Works Minister | 94 |
| 99. | A Loan and the Supply and Service Minister | 96 |
| 100. | It Doesn't Count | 96 |
| 101. | Insider Trading and the Premier | 97 |
| 102. | A Not-So-Bright Starr | 98 |
| The End of the 20th Century | 100 | |
| 103. | Shoplifting and the MP | 100 |
| 104. | Defamation and the Premier | 100 |
| 105. | The Attorney General's Cell Phone | 101 |
| 106. | Fantasy Garden Affair | 102 |
| 107. | Liar, Liar, Her Pants are on Fire | 102 |
| 108. | Fraud and the Tourism Minister | 103 |
| 109. | The Pin-up Boy | 104 |
| 110. | Come Fly With Me | 104 |
| 111. | Those Pesky Rules! | 105 |
| 112. | The Piper Affair | 105 |
| 113. | No-Sex, Please. Were Ontarians. | 106 |
| 114. | The Smell of Money | 107 |
| 115. | A Shell Game | 108 |
| 116. | Eenie Meanie Minie Moe | 110 |
| 117. | Sexual Assault and the Premier | 111 |
| 118. | Negative Advertising | 113 |
| 119. | Harlequin Romance Couldn't Have Written It Better | 112 |
| 120. | Comparing Premiers to Hitler | 113 |
| 121. | Liar, Liar, His Pants are on Fire | 114 |
| 122. | Untendered Advertising Contract | 115 |
| 123. | The Attorney General Upholds the Law | 115 |
| 124. | Bingogate | 115 |
| 125. | The Multi-Corp Affair | 117 |
| 126. | Untendered Referendum Contracts | 118 |
| 127. | Professional Misconduct | 119 |
| 128. | The Conflicted Driveway | 119 |
| 129. | Attempted Murder and the Prime Minister | 120 |
| 130. | The Welfare Diet | 121 |
| 131. | Sexual Harassment and the Municipal Affairs Minister | 122 |
| 132. | Booze and the Health Minister | 122 |
| 133. | To the Back of the Bus, er, Shop | 123 |
| 134. | Triple Trouble | 124 |
| 135. | They Don't Count | 125 |
| 136. | IBM Olympic Perks | 125 |
| 137. | Uh, That's a No-No | 126 |
| 138. | An Influence Peddler | 127 |
| 139. | To Live in the Official Residence or Not | 127 |
| 140. | The Airbus Affair | 128 |
| 141. | Our Somalian Shame | 130 |
| 142. | A Different Condiment | 132 |
| 143. | The Premier and The Stalker | 133 |
| 144. | Sex and the Speaker | 134 |
| 145. | For He's a Jolly Good Fellow | 134 |
| 146. | If I Recall Correctly | 135 |
| 147. | The Casino Licence and the Premier | 136 |
| 148. | Lord Black of Crossharbour | 136 |
| 149. | The Scandal of the Olympic Bid | 138 |
| What a way to begin the 21st Century | 140 | |
| 150. | The Scandal of the Ferry Bid | 140 |
| 151. | Stock and the Wet Suit | 140 |
| 152. | Stock and the River Flows Through It | 141 |
| 153. | Stock and Doris Day | 141 |
| 154. | Stock and The Libel Suit | 142 |
| 155. | Stock and the Dinosaurs | 143 |
| 156. | Let's Kick Him When He's Blind | 144 |
| 157. | The Minister and Incident of Hate | 144 |
| 158. | Ring-a-Ding-Ding | 145 |
| 159. | The Grand-Mère Affair (a.k.a., Shawinigate) | 146 |
| 160. | There's No Place Like Home | 148 |
| 161. | Stock and the Judge | 148 |
| 162. | Bygone Sex and the Defence Minister | 149 |
| 163. | The Solicitor General and His Brother | 150 |
| 164. | You Dirty, er, Rat | 151 |
| 165. | Skiing and the Public Works Minister | 152 |
| 166. | Booze and the Defence Minister | 152 |
| 167. | George Bush is Not a Moron | 152 |
| 168. | Expenses and the Tourism Minister | 153 |
| 169. | George Bush is Not a Statesman, but Is He an Idiot? | 154 |
| 170. | No Privacy for the Privacy Commissioner | 155 |
| 171. | Expenses and the Environment Minister | 156 |
| 172. | Fraud and the Deputy Minister | 157 |
| 173. | Premier #03-02659 | 158 |
| 174. | It's a Raid | 158 |
| 175. | Lawyer to MP to Thief to Lawyer Again | 159 |
| 176. | The Steamship and the Prime Minister | 160 |
| 177. | Paying a Judge to Stay in the Country | 161 |
| 178. | The Sponsorship Scandal | 162 |
| 179. | The Railway Chief and the Olympian | 165 |
| 180. | Stock and Arafat | 166 |
| 181. | Pizza and Strippergate | 167 |
| 182. | The Love of Money | 168 |
| 183. | Floor Crossed Lovers | 169 |
| 184. | If You Listen Really Hard... | 170 |
| 185. | Minting Money | 171 |
| Afterword | 173 | |
| Answers | 175 | |
| Bibliography | 179 | |
| Index | 185 | |